Hello, my beautiful disaster.

illustratedshadows: butts-with-bro-shades: people who send themselves anon hate i dont...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:42 -0400

butts-with-bro-shades:

people who send themselves anon hate

i dont understand this gif but it feels right

i cybered on omegle today

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:20:48 -0400

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

suppermariobroth: Luijesus.

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:06:55 -0400

suppermariobroth:

Luijesus.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:02:57 -0400

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zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:01:33 -0400

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.

this is the best joke ever

whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:00:49 -0400

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

h0odrich: Clap back of the year goes to kourtney kardashian

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:00:32 -0400

h0odrich:

Clap back of the year goes to kourtney kardashian

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:59:56 -0400

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"It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited,..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:58:11 -0400

““It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.””

- Lemony Snicket (via crookedqueens)

catswithbenefits: reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:57:46 -0400

catswithbenefits:

reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth

tie-dye-and-psychedelia: hammpix: For those of you who don’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:57:05 -0400

tie-dye-and-psychedelia:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

what is this madness!?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:55:13 -0400

band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:54:19 -0400

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:53:51 -0400

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imawanchor: hazelandglasz: durnesque-esque: thehippiejew: ext...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:54:14 -0400

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it.

how fucking gross

flyinginafriendshipship: what if church was called jesuscon

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:51:18 -0400

flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon